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SpiritedSen
Totoro
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...but then the normality of your life, oh the monotonous normality, starts to get you down. With nothing to differentiate you from the shrieking hoardes of common, illiterate morons that cover the earth, you lose the will to live and hang yourself from the nearest tree!
I wish I had X-Ray vision...
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Sunchaser
Totoro
Registration Date: 02.22.06
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...but when you "X-ray visioned" people, lasers would shoot out of your eyes thus annihilating all things you "X ray visioned"...(people, cars...etc...microwaves??)
I wish that I could fly...
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Phyrra
Baron
Registration Date: 04.24.06
Location: England, Surrey
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Granted, but scientists see you fly and decide to disect you to fiind out how you have such a power...
I wish that I had a pet dragon...
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Cloud
Ohmu
Registration Date: 07.15.06
Location: Beijing
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...the pet dragon grows up and becomes a huge dragon who eats you.
I wish the sun would ever shine...
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Phyrra
Baron
Registration Date: 04.24.06
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The sun shines for so long, and it becomes so hot that all the water dries up and humanity dies of thirst...
I wish that I was in an animé...
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SpiritedSen
Totoro
Registration Date: 05.10.06
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...but in the anime, Neo Tokyo, (where you're living) is invaded by demons from another planet, and you are subsequently raped by multiple alien tentacles, before being brutally slaughtered during the demon's bloodlust while the whole of Neo Tokyo burns and crumbles to the ground!
I wish I could sing...
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Phyrra
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quote: Originally posted by SpiritedSen
you are subsequently raped by multiple alien tentacles, before being brutally slaughtered during the demon's bloodlust
That's just harsh, SpiritedSen... I thought you were kind...
My revenge... you can now sing, but during one of your concerts you sing so high that the windows smash and you are impaled with shards of glass and fall down bleeding to the floor...
Hehe...
EDIT: I was so caught up in revenge that I didn't wish...
I wish that I could see in the dark... thanks for reminding me, SpiritedSen...
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SpiritedSen
Totoro
Registration Date: 05.10.06
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Dude, you forgot to write a wish!! D'oh!!
(Just edit your last post, then I'll edit this one, don't want to waste any space!)
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Roarkiller
Your Daddy-O
Registration Date: 06.03.03
Location: Home, resting...
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And you are grabted with eyes to see even the darkness of the soul, and thus you go crazy.
I wish... I had a perfectly normal blueberry muffin on a small plastic plate, warm and right side up, on this table I am at.
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Phyrra
Baron
Registration Date: 04.24.06
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You are given the world's most perfect muffin, only to get the bill and find it's too expensive. You spend the rest of your life washing dishes to pay for it
I wish that I could mind read...
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Feel_the_Light
Totoro
Registration Date: 07.15.06
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you find out a disturbing secret and vow nver to do it again.
i wish i could fall inlove.
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Phyrra
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Granted, and you spend the rest of your life writing books together ... eventually, you two write such an amazing novel, that he runs away and publishes it himself, taking all the credit... and breaking your heart...
I wish that I could contol storms...
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07.19.2006, 03:51 AM |
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Feel_the_Light
Totoro
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granted but you somehow lose control a a storm wipes out half the world.
I wish i was a monkey.
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07.19.2006, 04:11 AM |
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Phyrra
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Okay, you are a monkey... but then cruel, heartless, calous hunters trap you and sell you to a zoo. You spend the rest of your life listening to the inane cooing of visitors as they try and stroke you through the bars...
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Toolfan1912
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Registration Date: 06.20.06
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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I wish i had a helper monkey, like mojo from the simpsons.
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07.19.2006, 05:56 AM |
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Registration Date: 01.03.06
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mojo gets a mental disorder & tries to kill you
(ooooooo, tortur, this thread gonna be fun )
i wish i had an unlimited supply of weed that dosn't give skitzophrenia (that mental disorder where you hear voices, i can't remember how to spell it)
cheers
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Phyrra
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Your wish is granted, but despite being protected against schizophrenia, you end up having so much weed that you develop a completely new mental disorder which results in you being the centre of a lifelong experiment in a hospital to learn about your disorder...
I wish that I had a mountain of copper... (I just think copper looks cool )
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07.19.2006, 06:17 AM |
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Sunchaser
Totoro
Registration Date: 02.22.06
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granted...but then all the copper would morph into evil darkings and attack you and your family.
I wish homework didn't exist...
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SpiritedSen
Totoro
Registration Date: 05.10.06
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granted...but because there is no homework, you have to do the work at school, which means that your school day now starts at 6am and finishes at midnight! Also, the extra hours the teachers have to work sends the school budget through the roof, forcing your headmaster to turn your school into a sweat shop during lunch times!
I wish I was a robot...
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Phyrra
Baron
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You are now a robot... trouble is, you go out in the rain, then malfunction and are you are left there to rust...
I wish that I could teleport...
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