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Posted by Endless Twilight on 02.02.2007, 05:54 PM:

Why Northern Ireland Kicks Ass!!

1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides...

2. We beat england 1-0 and made a song about it...

3. We have 5 seasons; as well as autumn, spring, summer and winter we have the riot season (also known as the marching season)...

4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east...

5. The home of harp; the pint we call our own...

6. We are so good that the English ripped off the look we call a steak and called it chav...

7. The home of the petrol bomb...

8. Average time you will have your wallet in the centre of Belfast is about 35 seconds...

9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and the thieves will try to sell it back to you...

10. We enjoy a challenge e.g. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no fuckin fun!

11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams...

12. The riot squad are that good that they train the English police riot squads...

13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive...

14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5...

15. The only country germany are afraid of, lol...

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Posted by Saddletank on 02.02.2007, 07:10 PM:

Not much to be proud of there then

I can think of dozens of reasons why Ireland is a beautiful place that I'm determined to go back to some day. You don't list any of them.

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Posted by Feel_the_Light on 02.02.2007, 07:14 PM:

Yeah Nothern ireland to me is quite 'bad' for want of a better word, i know i live there and all but i don't like it bar, the amazing scenery i swear i love the scenery absoultly beautiful, but then again i am a big nature person.

Posted by Little Tanuki on 02.02.2007, 09:33 PM:

This is a true story (not made up joke.)

A Baha'i friend of my mum's was in a church group, where one of their group went to Ireland and UK to talk about the Baha'i faith.

At the end of the talk, they said, "Any questions?" (as you do) and one guy raised his hands and said,

"That's all very well, but are you a Catholic Baha'i or a Protestant Baha'i?"

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Posted by Cloud on 02.03.2007, 04:09 AM:

Germany is afraid of???
I did not know that

6 Years ago I was there on holiday, so I dont think that we was afraid.

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Posted by arren18 on 02.03.2007, 05:56 AM:

A lot of that is true, but at the same time, it does give a very offputting image of Northern Ireland. Some of it is a little exaggerated, I have to say. However...

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Originally posted by Endless Twilight
The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams...

I found this quite amusing, because I understand it.

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Posted by Loscil on 02.03.2007, 11:17 AM:

YO!
one word describes this post:
random
wTF?

Posted by Howmany on 02.05.2007, 12:04 PM:

well technically russia is the home of the molotov cocktail/petrol bomb.
practically everyone beats england at sports so nothing special there.
most of the other stats could be applied to any major urban area kentish town in London you'll have your bike stolen in 30 seconds.
you'd get shot on stonebridge estate in about 30 as well.
urban decay is universial

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