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I-B4-E THUG
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Famous historical quotes
Never forget the words of these famous people.
General Custer Where did all them ******* Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the **** was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the ******* water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the ******* ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck **** **** **** **** Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real ******* gun?"
Donald Campbell "The ******* throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to ******* roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to ******* know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could ******* smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What ******* map?"
Picasso "It does ******* look like her."
Christopher Columbus "Where the **** are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a ******* skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't ******* **** him!"
Pythagarus "How the **** did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will ******* rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a ******* clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my ******* arse."
Donald Trump "You're ******* fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the **** up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does ******* hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that ******* bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a ******* hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this ******* altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a ******* smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloack fucked!"
William Tell "Keep ******* Still."
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08.19.2006, 01:36 PM |
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kittycatjess
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ha ha ha thats halareus
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08.19.2006, 01:38 PM |
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Miyrru
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Wow those are pretty good, makes me confident we had the best of the best through history every step of the way.
Kudos
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SpiritedSen
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That's crap! Sorry, but what a waste of thread space!?!
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08.19.2006, 04:29 PM |
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Toolfan1912
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quote: Originally posted by SpiritedSen
That's crap! Sorry, but what a waste of thread space!?!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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08.19.2006, 05:22 PM |
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Miyrru
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If/When someting major happens that getrs some good chating goin, then its a waste of space, but when its slow, bring on the laughs
__________________ Click for Gallery^^ The truth had to be seen. Anything else was a story, entertaining but more embroidered fib then crude, shapeless fact. ~Dave Eggers
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08.19.2006, 06:02 PM |
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IluvHowl06
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quote: Originally posted by #1sanfan
If/When someting major happens that getrs some good chating goin, then its a waste of space, but when its slow, bring on the laughs
heh, agreed. i mean, it's a computer! ok never mind
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08.19.2006, 09:11 PM |
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I-B4-E THUG
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hey i made some poeple luagh, so this thread space was worth it
cheers
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Howmany
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John F Kenndey to Jackie-- "and you wanted the hard top limo "
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09.26.2006, 09:45 AM |
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Loscil
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
come on toolfan help me, we gotta get this fight goin on!!
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09.26.2006, 05:09 PM |
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furs
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quote: Originally posted by I-B4-E THUG
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
hahahahaha! This one is the best
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09.29.2006, 03:53 AM |
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Loscil
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YO!! didnt even notice that one!! Definitely the best!!
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09.29.2006, 01:21 PM |
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furs
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Yeah, hehe.
Einstein being rude and cocky is cool.
__________________ "Take root in the ground, live in harmony with the wind, plant your seeds in the Winter, and rejoice with the birds in the coming of Spring." - Hayao Miyazaki (Sheeta from the film - Laputa: Caste In The Sky / Tenkû no shiro Rapyuta )
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